After my previous post, I’m possibly driving home right about now! Or sleeping/dying/eating. One of those. Hopefully the last one! Some funny questions I got asked this week.. Mainly from my Queen C, but they were just too rude for here.. Although I chose a weird one of her’s!
Do you sing whilst having a bath?
I don’t bath. I’m not dirty. I shower. But I hate baths. Especially our one, because it kind of slants to the side so when you sit in it, you tilt and end up a wet mess against the side of the bath… Gross right? I do shower though, so therefore I am not the smelly whore you think I am. And I don’t sing… I talk. To myself.
Have you ever sucked a toe.. And liked it?
In an ideal world, I’d like to say no. However, I have a slight feeling that I may have done this on an occasion. I am not fully aware if this is true, but something tells me I did. And if I did, I really don’t think I’d have enjoyed it?
Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence?
Super strength! I can deal with being a bit stupid and dumb. What I can’t deal with, is being unable to carry ONE carton of orange juice home. True story. I am the wimpiest person. Someone pokes me and I think it hurts. I’d make a terrible superhero.
What was your favorite game to play as a child?
Without a doubt, Doh Nutters! I played this for hours on end. Even with myself (don’t ask how!) I may actually ask for it for Christmas.. Oh how I could amuse myself for the rest of my lonely evenings.