Dear Mr Littlebum


Dear Mr Littlebum,
Today is one of those special days, one of those days where other people throw rocks at you and tell you to get a room whilst vomming into their shoes. Today tells us we have been together two years. TWO YEARS.
To be quite honest, anyone would think we've been together for 60 years.. especially the way we live.
And whilst I'm also being honest, it's not actually today is it? We really aren't too sure. You see, we always argue over this. You think from the day you lured me into your life back in February. And I think the end of April when I finally realised that actually, maybe you were an alright egg. And I was right, you really are.
I'm not too sure that we have the story to tell the grandchildren.. Maybe we can leave it at the "We met in the French Alps" bit, instead of adding in, that in fact I was dressed as a nun and you were wearing masking taped trousers. I guess that's how you could describe us really... I mean it must have been love, especially after you didn't run across the street when I fell face down in my own puke, or when I spent the night in hospital, unconscious, dressed as a superhero. But let's be honest, you've had your fair share, from falling asleep on the bathroom floor, to eating ALL my ice cream one after another.
But you know what? As much as I love to call you a fly on shit, you really are a nice little bum person. 
I am quite pleased that you pestered me to hang out with you. And that you continuously brought me chips, cheese and gravy whenever I worked the graveyard shift. You sure knew the way to my little cold heart. And with every piece of food you made me, you slowly turned my heart warmer. So warm, that I wanted to be with you. And your food skills.
I like your little face, your incredibly kind heart, and the fact you nod and agree to everything I say. Oh and secretly those dimples aren't too bad either.  Plus you're a pretty good hamster daddy if I do say so myself.  
Mr Littlebum, who looks like an owl, two perfect years today..Here's to many more years full of wine and peanut butter toasties.
Peanut butter toasties will never grow old. But we shall. Together.
I love you.

Your Bigbum. x


46 comments

  1. Aww this is so cute! What a lovely little message you wrote, very sweet! Cute pictures of you two too. xx

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  2. Haha fly on a shit? Is that an alternative to what I call my poopheah - shit on a stick?:-D You so remind me of us haha Wish yu all the best bums:-) <3 x

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  3. LIKE. so cute, congrats :) xxxx

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  4. BIG FAT AWWWW!!
    Congrats on the 2 years you two! xx

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  5. aw congrats to you two soppy little shnitzels!! As happy as I am for you two, my favourite part of all this is that I now know that you fell into your own sick.

    Congratuullaaatiiioonsss (and juuubbilllaattiiioonnnsss) again, have a lurrrvly romantic day xxx

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  6. That is SO sweet, congratulations! :-)

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  7. This is so cute :) happy anniversary hope you have a wonderful time!


    Nafisah xxx

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  8. aw this is the cutest, most loveliest, super soppiest post everrrrr hahah soo sweet - you both look so happy together and make a lovely jubbly couple :) congratualtion on your 2 years Katy, hope you have a very lovely romantic day <3


    Kirsty xx

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  9. Ahhh this is so so so cute. You two are just so adorable. I actually want to be you.
    Congratulations on two years together, and lots of years to come I'm sure!

    Charlotte x

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  10. AWWWWWW YOU GUYS! I best be invited to the wedding xx

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  11. This was so beautiful to read! Congrats!

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  12. Awh this is so cute! I'm intrigued by the unconscious super hero story.. Xx

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  13. you are THE cutest. congrats guys, to many more years I'm sure! xxx

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  14. This is so cute :)
    Congratulations :)

    Laura xoxo

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  15. "Peanut butter toasties will never grow old. But we shall. Together."

    Please use this in your wedding vows. This post is so cute :)

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  16. This is THE cutest post ever. Congratulations on your anniversary, hope you both have a lovely day :) xx

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  17. aw what a lovely way to say it all without sounding overly mushy! love it! :) x

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  18. all together now.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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  19. Aww wow, cutest, loveliest post ever. SO SWEET! <3 xoxo

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  20. You just made me sick in my mouth. GOD GET A ROOM!


    ....
    Congratulations really ;) I'm glad Schmidt isn't going to end up a hamster of a broken home.

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  21. AWWWWWWWWWWWW! :) Happy 2 years guys! So cute :)
    My boyfriend and argue over the date of our anniversary too. I kinda just made the date up to be fair, not really sure exactly which date it was haha!
    xx

    PS. My bf has dimples too - love them!

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  22. oh katy you old romantic you! sweetest post ever :) happy anniversary! x

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  23. N'aww you softy :3 so sweet xoxo

    http://mypalaceofalice.blogspot.co.uk/

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  24. pass me a shoe, I need to vom! Love this so much gorgeous, it's such a gorgeous post. Yay to you, at some point when it actually did turn 2 years. Such a lovely time, I wish you many more years to come xo

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  25. I love you, and pretty much love littlebum for making you so happy and smiley and you are SO PERFECT TOGETHER and this post made me SMILE SO MUCH. Happy anniversary you two, what a beautiful couple you are. xxxxxxx ps. a toastie might get old if you leave it out for a week.

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  26. That's a whole lotta lovin'! You two look so cute together
    Kate x
    memoirsofawardrobe.com

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  27. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
    This is a really lovely post! If 'little bum's anything like you then he must be pretty amazing!
    Hope you two have many long beautiful years together!
    Hope you have a lovely night!
    Love Charlie xoxo.

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  28. This. Is. Too. Freaking. Sweet.
    I love relationships that are still fun after so long. 5 years with that bum of mine and we're just as happy as you and yours are ... aww, we should all have a massive blogging double date and take heaps of blogger photos and dress up in weird ways.

    SIDEWALKCATWALKS.com

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  29. You two are ADORABLE. cute cute cute.

    xoxo
    Remy
    mydailythreads.blogspot.com

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  30. Oh my gosh Katy that is too sweet. You really set the bar high there, I hope littlebum checked this out before he gave you his undying love speech!

    joanne from jimmilou.com

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  31. This is too cute babe. <3 xx

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  32. Oooh this is just SO cute.
    I hope you enjoy many more peanut butter toasties together xx

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  33. This is so lovely! Happy anniversary to you both! ♥

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  34. Awww that was just the cutest <3 congrats! xxxx

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  35. I've been following for a while and think its lovely to see two people happy. Congratulations x

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  36. I've been following for a while and think its lovely to see two people happy. Congratulations x

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  37. Awh this is lovely! Happy Anniversary :)

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  38. AWWWWW KATY how perfect are you!!! this is the cutest thing ever... Happy belated anniversary to you both xxx

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  39. Congrats on 2 years! So sweet! xo

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  40. You and Littlebum are the cutest couple around! Hope you had a beautiful anniversary!

    Sarah
    http://fashionismyh2o.blogspot.co.uk/
    xx

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  41. Aw that's so lovely. It gave me shivers at the end. Happy two years to you both! xx

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