One Hundred and Fifty Four

Dress: Forever21. Boots: Primark.

This dress is pretty old, but with it looking Christmas(ish) I decided to get it back out! It used to be one of my favourites, as I loved how it shaped in at the waist and was the perfect length. But since buying it over a year and a half ago, my boobies grew, and so with the silky material, they look like they're about to burst the dress! And I'm not exactly big boobied.
So after buying the catsuit (really?!) I went and binged on jaffa cakes, cupcakes and crisps. Probably not really ideal when I need to look like Slim McJim. But I suppose I have 4 days after Christmas to do some form of exercise? Pah ALRIGHT!
I have to pack up my car tonight ready for Friday. I have 54857 presents, a huge suitcase (4 days equals a HUGE amount of underwear! And seriously, am I the only girl who packs a ridiculous amount of knickers whenever I'm going away?) and not only do I have to pack for myself, but also for little Schmidt! He's messier and lazier than ME! He also eat's in bed. Like me. And in the hope of packing up my car, I hope my car tax replacement comes or I'm screwed on that motorway! 
Best not watch any movies tonight, I need to save my tears for the police officers!


PeeEss. Dearest apologies go out to those who search camel penis and come across my blog (8 times to be precise) I'm deeply sorry that I do not cater photographs of camel penis's. However I hope my face resembles it enough.

54 comments

  1. Hahaha what?! Why would camel penis bring anyone to your blog? That's awesome. I love this dress, and your face, which definitely doesn't look like a camel dick. :)

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  2. that dress is absolutely beautiful, it looks lovely on you! :) x

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  3. Super-cute dress! And having clean undies is #1!

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  4. Amazing dress!! Love how well it fits. And yes: I pack a ridiculous amount of underwear when I go away as well.

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  5. I approve of the dress! I also honest to a higher being just typed 'ov' instead of of. what a donkey. I love packing cars, its a bloody weird thing to love, but I love finding a place for everything and making sure i've got water and polos in the side pocket thing. seeing how much stuff I can fit into a car after an ikea trip is the highlight of the whole day!
    Drive safe (mwahaha) and I hope little schmidt doesnt get car sick! xx

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  6. I always pack a ton of underwear as well. Better safe than sorry! This dress is adorable :) Camel penis???? lol

    Mabel
    Mabel Time

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  7. That dress is beautts :) I love how it fits you - look at that teeny waist! Love your booties too :) (appologies if you just read that as boobies!) Have a good trip chick and hope your tax comes!

    Sarah
    http://fashionismyh2o.blogspot.com/
    xx

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  8. Oooh you already look like Slim McJim! Tinyyy waist!
    Haha, glad I'm on the only one who packs loads of knickers when she goes away! Dunno why!? Must be a girl thing.
    x

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  9. The dress looks lovely :) Good luck packing all your stuff into the car...we always struggle, mostly cos my other half is super organised and likes to pack everything you could possibly need for every eventuality!x

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  10. Your dress look so pretty, and has such a wonderful feminine shape to it. I always taker more underwear than I actually need! haha

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  11. Gorgeous dress!! I do hope your gonna be blogging about this catsuit.. dying to see it! And massive LOL at the camel penis search... best one I've had is 'patterned condoms'

    The Deer Head

    x

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  12. Oh this dress is really pretty! I Love search results, they're so amusing! I always get 'half dressed women' searches, should of really considered my blog name lol


    L x

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  13. I would love to know! Sadly, they must be disappointed when they realised I do not own a camel penis! (They'll totally be coming now it's getting mentioned!)

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  14. YES to clean undies, but packing 12 for 4 days may be a little toooo much?

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  15. Everytime I sat down, it was ready to burst at the seams! Phew, glad to know I'm not the only one!x

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  16. Mate your absolutely crazy! You can come pack up my car if you wish? I tend to just throw everything in the boot.. and then upon arrival I realise the boot wasn't shut properly! This normally happens!x

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  17. Least I'm not the only one! It's needed right?! Goodness knows about the camel penis, unfortunately I do not have one..! Shame.

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  18. Haha! I actually did. I bet you meant to write boobies. Because they are pulling so tight around the dress! Thankfully my tax disc arrived today, so I have tears that are wasted!x

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  19. Ha, yes maybe from that angle.. but as soon as I sit down, it gets preeeeetty close to splitting. Truth! It definitely is a girl thing.x

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  20. Haha! Wow. Does he take the kitchen sink too? To be fair, I pack things I don't need.. I just like to have choices of what coat I want to wear for 2 days, by packing 4! HA.

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  21. Thanks pretty lady!x

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  22. YES! I got it delivered today, and I'm looking at it a little petrified if I'm honest.. but once I've had a beverage I won't care (I hope!). Patterned condoms? What ARE these people on?!

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  23. Haha! At least your's has someeeeee resemblence! But they must be shocked when they don't see a naked lady then! x

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  24. That dress is really cute!

    http://styleservings.blogspot.com/

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  25. i love polka dots, really suit you!

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  26. That dress is so friggen cute :D I love the shape. (And I totally pack a ridiculous amount of undies too; you can never be too prepared! :P)

    Yasmeen
    Castle Fashion

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  27. hahha I get some weird things being searched leading to my blog too! love your dress

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  28. I love these kind of dresses great for showing off the waist, its really nice on you! Thats so werid about the Camels!!

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  29. LOVE YOUR DRESS!

    www.aroundlucia.com
    www.aroundlucia.com

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  30. love the dress, it looks great and you and I am in love with your hair !

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  31. Haha how on earth is your blog popping up from that search?! Gorgeous dress, it does indeed look suitably festive :) Hope you get all your packing done and it fits in the car! x

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  32. I love the dress, hahaha camel penis? When I looked at my stats once I found that my blog came up in someones search for porn with legs behind head, that scares me a bit haha.x

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  33. This dress is soooo cute! Haha, we've all been there with the binging before putting on something tight, its never good;) You'll be fine, just get ya sport on after xmas! Have a lovely christmas!! Xxx

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  34. I always pack extra knickers 'just in case'... just in case what? I suddenly wet myself for the first time in 16 years? Yet I always do it haha. Love the new background I got a surprise

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  35. ARGH accidental send. Where was I? I got a nice surprise when I clicked on your page aha. Dress to too cute x

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  36. Haha, I read your about me, I like your way of thinking :)
    That dress is super adorable on you. Its always soooo nice to find something old in the closet that still works (and fits ha!) perfectly! You're rockin' it my dear!

    www.ashlouise.blogspot.com

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  37. great post- you look amazing!! :)

    http://electricsunrise.blogspot.com/

    xx

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  38. like this dress! simple and stylish :)

    Hello from Indonesia!
    Titaz
    www.stylieandfoodie.blogspot.com

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  39. love your hair! and cute dress x

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  40. so chic!

    http://glamourgirl-bg.blogspot.com/

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  41. It is like a rule that you have to pack 400 times the amount of underwear you are actually going to need.... There could be endless possibilities of accidents that could happen. A horse could eat them, they might just fall off into a muddy puddle, or the elastic might break so you get granny pants. Could be a disaster.

    I have just found your blog, I would love to come in for a cup of tea please :-)

    http://lovelettersandsnippets.blogspot.com/

    xxxx

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  42. Aw that dress is so so pretty! You look lovely. And ah that camel thing made me laugh, your face looks nothing like one! People search for the weirdest things to get to my blog too x

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  43. I like that dress :D I hope you and Schmidt have a happy Christmas! (your last one together, as I am stealing him next year sometime when I have room for a hammy.) xxx

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  44. What a lovely dress! The shape is perfect xx

    josielovesshoes.blogspot.com

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  45. You look soo cute! I love that dress, the shape is perfect and so is the print. Have a good holiday!!

    xoxo,

    Janet

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  46. Lovely dress!
    chloe-mia.blogspot.com

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  47. Lovely outfit, you are beautiful.

    Happy Holidays to you!

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  48. Amazing blog! Love the dress. Thank you for the comment :)

    http://theandeediaries.blogspot.com/

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  49. Caroline Areskoug29 December 2011 at 21:14

    Thank you for commenting on my blog, and for giving me a new blog to follow!
    That dress is really great, esp the waist!
    ohmahgad.blogspot.com

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